Arrr matey! Why'd the I.C.C. snatch Duterte? Seems they’s got a bone to pick 'bout where they can plunder!
2025-03-11
Ahoy! Rodrigo Duterte, once the captain of the Philippines, be nabbed by the scallywags of the International Criminal Court! But lo and behold, the tangled web o' jurisdiction be makin' the whole affair as clear as a foggy night at sea! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a scallywag known as Rodrigo Duterte, once the grand captain of the Philippine seas! This buccaneer of a president found himself in a spot o' bother, for the International Criminal Court, a mighty fine ship of justice, has swung its anchor and cast a warrant for his arrest!But lo and behold! The tides o' jurisdiction be as murky as a fathomless abyss. Ye see, the court be layin' claim to the high seas of law, yet many a sailor be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' if it has the right to haul Duterte aboard. It be a right conundrum, like tryin' to find buried treasure on a foggy day!
Now, our dear Rodrigo, with the swagger of a seasoned pirate, may try to wriggle his way out of this snafu like a slippery eel. Some say he be thinkin' he can sail the seas of freedom, but the law be a tempestuous mistress, and she don’t take kindly to those who cross her!
So, keep yer spyglasses sharp, me hearties! The saga of Duterte be far from over, and who knows what storms await this wayward captain on the horizon!