Arrr, Azerbaijan Airlines be pointin' fingers at 'mysterious forces' for their ship's doom, whilst Russia be stirrin' up trouble!
2024-12-27
Arrr, matey! Azerbaijan Airlines be halting flights to them Russian ports after a ship o’ the skies met Davy Jones, claimin’ foul play from the sea or some trickery of the winds! Aye, it be a right ruckus in the clouds!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of woe from the skies above! Azerbaijan Airlines, savvy in their cunning ways, be suspending flights to eight Russian ports after a fateful journey from Baku to Grozny ended with a bang, likely thanks to a Russian anti-aircraft missile—aye, a true catastrophe! Yarr, on December 28, their fleet o' flying ships be grounded, adding to previous halts to two other Russian havens. The airline announced this grim tidin' in a message on the mysterious sea of X, citing the need for safety whilst they investigate the calamity. With a crew of five and 62 souls aboard, only 29 brave hearts survived the treacherous fall from the heavens.Preliminary whispers suggest that the fateful vessel was struck by a wicked Pantsir-S defense system, leaving the crew in shambles as communications went dark. What a hullabaloo! The Azerbaijani folks are expectin' a hearty admission from the Russian side, demandin' that they own up to this blunder, though no pirate be claimin' it was done on purpose, savvy?So, me hearties, keep yer eyes to the skies and yer ships well clear of Russian waters, lest ye find yerselves in a storm of trouble!