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Arrr! The land lubbers from Israel and Hamas be in Cairo, squabbling over a cease-fire like scurvy dogs!

2024-05-08

Arrr, the landlubbers be showin' up on Tuesday, just as Israel be takin' hold of the Gaza side of the Rafah border. They be causin' a ruckus and stoppin' the flow of supplies to the poor souls in need. Aye, 'tis a right mess they be makin'!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The delegations be arrivin' on Tuesday, just hours after Israel be takin' control of the Gaza side of the Rafah border crossin'. They be causin' a right ruckus, disruptin' the flow of humanitarian aid like a fierce storm on the high seas!

Those scallywags be messin' with the good people of Gaza, makin' it harder for 'em to get the supplies they need. It be like stealin' treasure from the needy, a true act of piracy!

But fear not, me hearties! The delegations be comin' to set things right, to make sure that the aid be flowin' once more like a river runnin' free. They be standin' up to the landlubbers who be tryin' to control the seas!

So batten down the hatches and sharpen yer cutlasses, for the battle be far from over. We be fightin' for justice and freedom, for the right of all to receive the help they need. And we be doin' it with a hearty laugh and a twinkle in our eye, for no scallywag can stand in the way of the brave souls who be fightin' for what be right!

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