"Canada be seekin' aid from its Euro mates, lest the Trump scallywag unleash his stormy wrath!"
2025-03-17
Arrr, shortly after claimin' the captain's chair, Mark Carney set sail fer Paris and London, to toast to fine European mates whilst battlin' that scallywag Trump’s pesky tariffs and land-grabbin’ chatter. Aye, 'tis a merry jolly in turbulent seas!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of Mark Carney, a lad who donned the fancy hat of prime minister not long ago. Aye, this brave captain set sail to the high seas of Paris and London, waving the flag of camaraderie to bolster his beleaguered crew against the treacherous winds blown by none other than that landlubber President Trump!With tariffs sharper than a pirate’s cutlass and whispers of annexation that could make even the fiercest buccaneer shiver, our bold Mark be rallyin' the good folk of Europe! He be shoutin’ from the crow's nest, “Fear not, me hearties! We be united against the tempest!” He swam through the boulevards of Paris, chit-chatting with the dapper Frenchmen, and strutted through London, where the tea flows like the Thames, all in the name of deep European friendships!
So raise yer tankards, me mateys! For while Mark be battlin' the storms of international trade and the devilish tariffs of the Trumpster, he’s makin’ sure that no matter how rough the seas get, his ship sails steady with the wind at his back and mates by his side! Yarrr, let the alliances be strong and the tariffs be weak!