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Biden be talkin' 'bout Ramadan, sayin' war be causin' 'orrible sufferin' fer them folk in Gaza. Arrr!

2024-03-11

Arrr, the cap'n be talkin' about stoppin' the fightin' in Gaza and helpin' out them folk in need. He be sayin' that our fellow Muslim mates be sorrowful for their kin taken in the scuffle. Avast, let's lend a hand, me hearties!

Arr matey, the president be talkin' about stoppin' the fightin' and sendin' more help to Gaza. He be sayin' that lots of American Muslims be mournin' for their kinfolk who be losin' their lives in that bloody battle. Tis a sad time indeed, with so much sufferin' and death happenin' across the seas.
But the president be standin' tall, makin' his voice heard and fightin' for peace. He be like a captain steerin' his ship through treacherous waters, tryin' to bring calm to the stormy seas. It be a tough job, tryin' to please all the crew and keep the ship from sinkin'.
So here's to the president, may his words bring hope and his actions bring relief. Let's raise a tankard of grog to his efforts and pray for a swift end to the violence. May the winds of peace blow strong and carry us to safer shores. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, let's sail towards a brighter tomorrow, me hearties!

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