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Arr, Israel be ready to plunder Rafah, but them negotiators be tryin' for peace once more. Aye matey!

2024-04-28

Arrr! The good Secretary of State Antony J. Blinken be sailin' to Saudi Arabia in search of a truce to end the scuffle and release the poor souls held captive by them scurvy dogs of Hamas. May he find smooth sailin' and a treasure trove of peace!

Avast ye mateys! The Secretary of State Antony J. Blinken be on his way to Saudi Arabia seekin' a truce to stop the scallywags of Hamas from causin' chaos and holdin' innocent souls for ransom. Arrr, 'tis no easy task he be takin' on, tryin' to negotiate with them landlubbers.
But fear not, for Blinken be a crafty sailor, skilled in the ways of diplomacy and treaty-makin'. 'Tis rumoured he be carryin' a parley flag, hopin' to reach an agreement that will put an end to the pillagin' and plunderin' that be goin' on in them waters.
So raise a tankard of grog to Secretary Blinken as he sets sail on this perilous journey. May the winds be at his back and the stars guide him to a peaceful resolution. And if all else fails, perhaps a bit of pirate's charm and wit will be enough to convince those scurvy dogs of Hamas to release their hostages and lay down their arms.

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