Arrr! South Korean sky-dancers be tossin' bombs like cannonballs! Oopsie daisy, now folks be sportin' new ouchies!
2025-03-06
Arrr, matey! On a fine Thursday, a South Korean flying contraption be lettin’ loose its cannonballs on poor landlubbers during practice, sendin’ more than a dozen souls to Davy Jones’ locker! A right jolly mishap, that! Land ho, but watch yer heads!
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I bring ye tidings of mischief from the South Korean seas! On a fine Thursday, the swift-winged KF-16s, thinkin' they were the kings of the sky, decided to drop their MK-82 bombs not on the baddies, but right in the midst of peaceful folk! Aye, 'twas a live-fire drill gone awry, causin' chaos in the streets o' Pocheon, where houses and a holy church fell prey to the mayhem!The air force, in a fit of embarrassment, claimed the bombs were released "abnormally." Aye, what a fine mess they made! Reports say 15 souls were injured—both landlubbers and soldiers alike—though fear not, none be near death's door! With at least seven buildings takin' a hit, the good Mayor Paek Young-hyun be callin’ for the drills to cease until the military can ensure nary a bomb lands where it ought not!
In a show of humility, the brave souls of the air force promised to investigate this blunder and even suspended all live-fire drills across the land, lest more chaos befall the good citizens. So, me hearties, let this be a lesson: when it comes to bombs and drills, aim true or prepare for a right jolly mess!