Arrr! Carles Puigdemont be off again, like a scallywag at a rum party, claims his legal parrot!
2024-08-09
Arrr, the scallywag Catalan chief, hidin' from the law since he stirred the pot o' independence back in '17, has now poofed away faster than a rum-fueled ghost! One minute he be makin' waves, the next he’s off like a treasure chest in a stormy sea!
Lo and behold, this week he appeared as if conjured from Davy Jones' locker, makin' waves and stirrin' up a ruckus amongst the landlubbers! But, blimey, just as quick as a cannonball flies, he vanished again, leavin' naught but a puff of smoke and the curious whispers of the townsfolk. A true master of the vanishing act, this buccaneer be! One moment he be raisin' a ruckus, the next, he be off like a shot, makin' the poor landlubbers scratch their heads in confusion.
So, here we have it! A tale of a crafty leader, playin' hide and seek with the law whilst dreamin' of a free Catalonia! Aye, let this serve as a lesson to ye all: one can be as slippery as a fish, but ye might just end up bein' the catch of the day if ye ain't careful! Arrr!