Arrr! Elon be settin' sail with the scallywags of the German Far-Right AfD, hoistin' their colors high!
2024-12-28
Arrr, the world’s wealthiest scallywag, a trusty mate to Cap’n Trump, be laughin’ at those landlubbers who scorn his love for the German rascals, the AfD crew, while the fair land of Germany be readyin’ for a grand election! Aye, it’s a right jolly hullabaloo!
Arrr matey! Gather round and lend me yer ears, for I be havin’ a tale most curious! The world’s richest scallywag, a right hand to the swabbin’ President-elect Donald J. Trump, be havin’ a hearty laugh at them landlubbers who be givin’ him the stink eye over his fondness for the German ruffians known as the AfD! Aye, these be no ordinary folk; they be extremists, and Germany be settin’ sail for elections that promise to be as wild as a tempest on the high seas!This here wealthy knave be swattin’ away the naysayers like pesky flies at a summer feast, proclaiming his allegiance to the AfD with the confidence of a captain steerin’ his ship through a storm. “What be ye worryin’ about?” he crows, “Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a bit o’ pirate spirit in the political waters!” He be sayin’ that the critics be naught but a crew of scurvy dogs, not knowin’ the treasure that be awaitin’ if the AfD be claimin’ victory!
So hoist the sails and prepare for the wild ride, for this election be promisin’ drama thicker than a mermaid’s hair! Who knows, if the tides turn right, we may yet see a new breed of buccaneers takin’ the helm in Germany!