The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! They be itchin' fer a jolly return, like a scallywag missin' his rum!"

2024-12-15

Arrr, the jolly folk be scamperin' back to their wrecked Syrian port, once a rebel haven ruled by them scallywags in charge! Aye, it be a right sight—home sweet home, if ye fancy rubble and ruckus!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale to tell o’ merry souls returnin’ to their once-forsaken Syrian stronghold! Aye, them brave hearts be sailin’ back to their battered abode, ransacked by the scallywags of the government, but now, lo and behold, the tide be turnin’!

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