The Booty Report

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"Blow me down! A tempest brews o'er the French Isles, stirrin' up grumblin' 'bout scallywags from foreign shores!"

2024-12-25

Arrr, in the wreckage left by the tempest o' Cyclone Chido, the fine folk of Mayotte be bellowin' to send the wayward scallywags—those undocumented buccaneers from nearby isles—back to the briny deep! Aye, 'tis a right ruckus, matey!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! In the wake of that treacherous tempest Cyclone Chido, the good folk of Mayotte be raisin’ a ruckus! Aye, it seems the winds of misfortune be blowin’ in a curious direction, causin’ the salty inhabitants to demand the removal of them scallywags who’ve docked there without proper papers—a right motley crew of undocumented immigrants from nearby islands!

Now, ye see, after the cyclone left naught but ruins and a heap o' trouble, the good Mayotteans be thinkin’ their shores be too crowded with landlubbers who ain’t got no business settlin’ on their fine sands. “Back to yer own islands ye go!” they be shoutin’, as if they were the lords of the seas! Aye, but can ye blame 'em? With the winds howlin’ and the waves crashin’, they be wantin’ to protect their own treasure, which be their homes, from any further mischief!

So, here we be in a fine pickle, me hearties! A storm’s aftermath stirrin’ up a tempest of its own, and all the while, the call for deportin’ the undocumented be echoing across the shores like a ghost ship in the night. Avast, what a tangled web we weave in this pirate’s life!

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