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"Furious scallywag unleashes a storm o' punches on a hapless airport matey, as the wild flick be showin'!"

2024-11-29

Arrr matey! A wild sea dog be caught on film, throwin’ fists like a tempest at a poor airport scallywag, all ‘cause of a check-in delay! The air be thick wit’ fury, an’ the punches flew like cannonballs! Avast, what a ruckus it be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas, or rather, high skies, where a furious landlubber unleashed a tempest at Kuala Lumpur's bustling airport! 'Twas on the tenth day of November when a scallywag, all clad in green, decided patience be not his virtue, and he took to thumpin' a poor airport worker over a delay in settin' sail—err, checkin' in!

Video footage be showin' the swashbucklin’ scuffle as the enraged passenger launched a barrage of fists, catchin' the hapless worker unawares, like a cannon blast from the dark! With a left hook that'd make even the roughest pirate proud, the crew member be sent reelin' back, shock etched on the faces of onlookin' witnesses. Ah, the chaos! Security guards swooped in like hawks on a fish, separatin' the two squabblin’ foes before they could unleash further mayhem.

According to the local lawmen, the brawl arose from a mere disagreement over the delay, causin’ but minor injuries to the poor worker. As of late, no pirate be arrested fer this scuffle, though tales of unruly travelers be spreadin' like wildfire across the seven seas—er, skies! Aye, in 2023 alone, there be over 2,000 cases of unruly passengers causin’ ruckus! So beware, me hearties, when ye set sail in the skies, for trouble be always lurkin' just around the corner!

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