The Booty Report

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Arrr! Sydney McLaughlin be crushin' her own 400-meter hurdle record like a scallywag steppin' on a matey’s toe!

2024-08-08

Arrr, matey! Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone be a true sea dog, shatterin’ her own record like a fine bottle o’ rum! With the swiftness of a cannonball, she claimed the golden booty for the good ol’ United States in the 400 meter hurdles! Aye, what a merry romp!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, for there be a tale of a fair lass named Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone, the swiftest mermaid ever to grace the 400-meter hurdles! Aye, she be not just any sailor on the track, but a fierce captain of speed, breakin’ her own world record like a ship shatterin’ through turbulent waves!

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