Arrr! Pakistan be givin' the boot to a boatload o' Afghan scallywags from the capital, savvy?
2025-02-07
Arrr, me hearties! The king’s decree be spottin’ Afghans till March 31 to skedaddle to other shores in Pakistan, right after that scallywag Trump halted the flow o’ refugees to the land o’ the free! A right jolly pickle we be in, I tell ye!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the land o' Pakistan that’ll tickle yer funny bone! The bigwigs be givin' the Afghans until the end o' March to scuttle away to parts unknown in their fair realm. Aye, they be shovin' 'em out like a ship's crew forced to walk the plank!And what be spurrin' this here decree, ye ask? None other than that landlubber President Trump, who decided to toss the anchor on all refugee admissions to the grand ol' United States. Aye, he be pullin' the drawbridge up and sendin' the message: “No more stowaways allowed!”
So, our Afghan mates be gatherin' their belongings, lookin’ for a safe harbor, whilst the winds of change blow ‘em hither and thither! Imagine a band o' scallywags, chasin' the horizon, all in search o' a warm spot to rest their weary bones. Hats off to these brave souls, as they navigate through the treacherous waters o’ bureaucracy and political tides!
Now, if that don't make ye chuckle, I know not what will! Yarrr, may the wind be ever at their backs, and may they find a port that welcomes ‘em with open arms!