The Booty Report

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Arrr, the plunder be increasing for Gaza, says the U.N., but they still be needin' more booty! Aye matey!

2024-04-27

Arrr, Israel claims the amount of wagons sailin' into the territory has doubled to a mean o' 400 a day. The U.N. be arguin' that, but be admitin' the speed o' deliveries has picked up pace. Aye, the plot thickens like a fine stew on a pirate ship!

Arrr matey, Israel claims that the number of trucks sailin' into the enclave has doubled to a hearty average of 400 a day. But the U.N., bless their scurvy souls, be disputin' that claim. They do agree, however, that the pace of deliveries be pickin' up, like a swift wind fillin' the sails of a mighty ship.
Them landlubbers be arguin' over the numbers like a couple of quarrelin' parrots squawkin' in a tree. But one thing be clear, me hearties - the flow of supplies be increasin' in the besieged enclave. The people there be needin' them goods like a thirsty pirate needin' his rum.
So whether it be 400 or 40 trucks a day, the fact remains that the deliveries be comin' in quicker than a cannonball blast. Let's raise a tankard of grog to the brave souls workin' to bring them supplies in. May their sails always be full and their seas always be calm.

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