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Arrr, Trump be claimin' a parley with Putin be the start o' a peace deal for Ukraine, savvy?

2025-02-12

Arrr, mateys! In their first parley o' Trump’s second reign, the scallywags be jawin' 'bout puttin' an end to the Ukraine fracas, so said the captain! Aye, let’s hope they don’t be sailin’ in circles like a ship lost in a fog!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a mighty parley takin’ place ‘twixt the scallywags of the high seas of politics! In the first proper chinwag of President Trump’s second voyage upon the stormy seas of the Oval Office, he be conversin’ with his shipmates ‘bout a matter most weighty: the tempestuous war in Ukraine.

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