Trump be settin' sail fer a high-stakes parley with Iran this Saturday, savvy?
2025-04-08
Arrr, President Trump be callin' the crew to parley with them Iranians 'bout their nuclear treasure this Saturday! But blimey, he’s keepin’ his lips tighter than a ship’s hull, not spillin’ how this talks be differin’ from the ol’ JCPOA map!
“We be havin' a grand meetin' on Saturday, and we’ll be parleyin’ directly with 'em,” Trump be blusterin’ to the reporters from his captain's chair in the Oval Office, right next to his matey, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Arrr, what a sight!
This here be the first time since his previous captaincy that the U.S. be tossin’ the lines to Iran, after they abandoned the Joint Comprehensive Plan o’ Action back in 2018. Aye, what a wild sea we be sailin’!
TRUMP, NETANYAHU TO MEET AT WHITE HOUSE AS ISRAEL SEEKS TARIFF RELIEF, DISCUSSIONS ON IRAN, GAZA HOSTAGES
“We’ll see what be happenin’. I reckon all hands agree that makin' a deal be better than raisin' the cannon!” Trump quipped, referencin' his threat last week to “bomb” Iran if they don