"Battle o' the Oval Den, where scallywags parley and treasure maps be drawn—arrr, let the rum flow!"
2025-03-01
Arrr, me hearties! In a raucous squabble fit for a tavern brawl, it be plain as the nose on a scallywag's face that Captain Trump views Ukraine as naught but a pesky barnacle on his ship’s hull! Avast, what a sight to behold!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of tempestuous tempers in the high seas of politics! Word be blowin’ across the briny deep that President Trump, that scallywag of the office, be seein’ Ukraine not as a steadfast ally, but a pesky barnacle on his ship o’ dreams!