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Arrr, me hearties! Behold, the treasured tome o' The Mornin' Readers' Favourite Things o' 2023!

2023-12-23

Ye be possessin' some mighty peculiar, highly distinctive best-ofs o' th' year, matey.

Gather round, ye scurvy dogs, for I have a tale to spin that will tickle yer funny bones! 'Tis a tale of the quirkiest, most peculiar things to grace this year, told in the language of a 17th century pirate. So sit back, me hearties, and prepare to chuckle!

First on our list of the best-ofs is the most peculiar fashion trend of the year. Picture this: lads and lasses strutting about with their britches strapped high above their navels, resembling a pack of landlubbers who have forgotten how to dress properly. Arr, 'tis a sight to behold!

Next up, we have the most outlandish invention of the year. Some clever matey thought it wise to create a contraption that churns up frozen cream and sugar, resulting in a sweet treat called ice cream. Aye, ye heard it right! A frozen delight that be sendin' shivers down yer spine. It be a wonder how one's tongue doesn't freeze solid!

Now, ye may be wonderin' about the most peculiar book that found its way into our hands this year. 'Twas a tale of a lad named Harry, with a scar on his forehead and a knack for mischief. This yarn be filled with magic, potions, and creatures straight outta Davy Jones' locker. 'Tis a tale that be enchantin' young and old alike!

Lastly, me hearties, we be havin' a laugh at the most curious dance craze that be sweepin' the land. They call it the "floss," where one swings their hips and flails their arms in a manner that be resemblin' a drunken sailor dancin' a jig. 'Tis a sight that be bringin' joy to many, though I be warnin' ye, tryin' it on a ship deck can lead to a swim with the sharks!

So there ye have it, me mateys! The most peculiar, laugh-inducin' best-ofs of the year. May ye find yerself chucklin' and grinnin' as ye imagine the madness that unfolded and be grateful ye lived in such a time. Fair winds and a jolly good time to ye all!

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