Arrr, Greenpeace be settin' sail into stormy waters fer their ruckus 'bout the Dakota Access Pipeline, matey!
2025-03-03
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o’ the earth-lovin’ crew be squabblin’ over a treasure chest o’ gold doubloons! They be tellin’ the North Dakota High Court, "Ye can’t give us a fair shake, ye landlubbers!" Aye, ‘tis a ruckus fit for the finest tavern brawl!
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties, fer I be havin' a tale of legal scallywags and oil-laden mischief! The brave souls of the environmental crew, who be fightin' against the dastardly Dakota Access Pipeline, be caught in a stormy sea of a multimillion-dollar lawsuit! Aye, they be claimin' that the North Dakota Supreme Court be as fair as a three-legged parrot in a pirate duel!The goodly crew be settin' forth their complaint, shoutin' that the winds be blowin’ against 'em, and the judges be favorin' the treasure-seekin’ buccaneers of the oil industry. They be feelin’ like a ship lost in the fog, searchin' fer a lighthouse of justice but findin' naught but a kraken of corruption instead!
With a hearty laugh, they be sayin' it’s as if the court be wearin' a blindfold, while the oil tycoons be fillin' their coffers with doubloons! So, they raise the Jolly Roger and declare, "Nay, we shan't be givin' up the fight!" These landlubbers know that the seas of justice be treacherous, but they be ready to sail through the storm, fightin’ like true pirates for the sake of Mother Earth.