The Booty Report

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Arrr! Hamas be takin' the credit for firin' a rocket near Kerem Shalom, claimin' it be their handiwork!

2024-05-05

Arrr! The scurvy dogs of the Israeli military be claimin' that 14 rockets and mortars were shot towards Kerem Shalom, a place where aid be flowin' into Gaza. Three other brave souls be injured in the battle. Aye, 'tis a fierce fight indeed!

Arrr me hearties, listen up ye scallywags! The Israeli military be claimin' that a bunch of rockets and mortars were fired toward Kerem Shalom, the gateway for aid to be delivered into Gaza. A fine bit o' news for them landlubbers, ain't it?
But hold yer horses, me mateys! Three other soldiers got themselves a taste o' battle wounds in the skirmish. Looks like the scallywags on the other side ain't just sittin' pretty, they be puttin' up a fight!
Now, ye might be thinkin' this be a serious matter, but let me tell ye, there be a bit o' humor in this situation. Imagine them pirates, er, soldiers, runnin' for cover as them rockets come a-flyin'! Aye, tis a sight to behold!
So, me hearties, keep a weather eye on the horizon and watch out for them rockets and mortars. And may the winds of fortune blow in yer favor as ye sail through these treacherous waters. Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!

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