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Avast, mateys! Ultra-Orthodox scallywags be raisin’ a ruckus 'gainst the conscription beast in Jerusalem’s draft den! Arrr!

2024-08-21

Avast, mateys! The landlubbers be a-ragin’ ‘gainst the pressgangin’, what with a court order scuttlin’ their long-held get-out-of-jail-free card for the holy folk. T’ be sure, the seas be churnin’ with discontent! Aye, it’s a right ruckus on this fine ship o’ state!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I've a tale to spin about a ruckus brewin' on land! Ye see, the good folk of the religious lot be raisin' their voices like a crew on the high seas, protestin' against a court order that be settin' their long-held exemptions adrift, like a ship without a captain!

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