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Arrr, matey! He be clueless 'bout his old man aboard the cursed Korean ship 'til it met Davy Jones!

2024-12-31

Arrr, Jaejin’s old sea dog of a father, 64 winters strong, kept his flight a secret from Mr. Oh, lest his lad fret like a scurvy dog! Aye, they be countin' the days till he’d prance about as a grandpappy, ready to spin yarns of the high seas!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the curious tale of Jaejin’s father, aged a ripe 64 years, who be havin' a secret as slippery as a fish on a ship’s deck! This old sea dog, in his quest to avoid worryin' his boy, kept his flight plans buried deeper than a treasure chest on a deserted isle. Aye, he wished to keep the lad’s brow unwrinkled, for they were both aboard the good ship “Grandfather Dreams.”

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