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Arrr! Hamas be sayin’ if Israel comes a-savin’, they’ll make the hostages walk the plank, savvy?

2024-12-04

Arrr, matey! Hamas be makin' threats to "neutralize" their captured scallywags if Israel dares to hoist the sails on another rescue mission, as per a secret scroll spied by Reuters. Methinks they be playin' a dangerous game of cat 'n' mouse on the high seas!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round for a tale o' peril upon the high seas o' conflict! It seems Hamas be spoutin' off about Israel's intentions to mount a daring rescue, much like a recent escapade at the Nuseirat camp. They be threatenin' to "neutralize" the poor captives if Israel gets any ideas, savvy?

In a missive dated the 22nd of November, the scallywags at Hamas ordered their crew not to fret 'bout the consequences o' their dastardly deeds, layin' the blame squarely on Israel for the fate of the hostages. Aye, they claimed it was all in the hands of the enemy, but didn’t spill the beans on when the Israeli ship might sail to the rescue!

Meanwhile, the finer folk o' Israel, led by Defense Minister Katz, be declarin' that pressure on Hamas be risin' faster than a ship in a storm, hopin' to strike a deal for the captives. The last rescue mission resulted in more than two hundred souls lost, a bloody affair indeed!

So, as the cannons roar and the winds howl, we watch this tumultuous tale unfold, with lives at stake and a treasure trove of drama on the horizon. Buckle yer swashbucklin' belts, for this be a saga not fer the faint o' heart!

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