"Arrr! Egypt be spillin’ the beans—first pharaoh’s crib since ol’ King Tut! Treasure hunt be back on, mateys!"
2025-02-21
Arrr, me hearties! The antiquities crew be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest! They’ve found the slumberin' spot of Thutmose II, where his lass Hatshepsut claimed the crown after he shuffled off this mortal coil. First royal grave yo ho ho’d near the Valley of Kings since 1922!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the depths of time, a tale spun from the sands of Egypt! The fine crew at the ministry of antiquities hath struck gold, or should I say, struck tomb! They’ve unearthed the resting place of none other than Thutmose II, a king of yore whose missus, the mighty Hatshepsut, took the crown like a true buccaneer after his departure to the great beyond!This be a grand discovery, aye! 'Tis the first time since the year of our Lord 1922 that a royal tomb hath been dug up near the fabled Valley of the Kings! Can ye believe it? Not a single royal sleepin’ hole to be found in over a century! It be a treasure hunt fit for the fiercest of sea dogs, and they’ve struck gold with this find!
Just imagine the riches buried alongside ol’ Thutmose II! Gold, jewels, and perhaps a cursed piece of eight or two! So hoist the sails and raise a tankard, for the winds of fortune be blowin’ favorably for those brave enough to venture into the past! Here’s to tomb raiders and history makers—may their shovels be sharp and their spirits high!