“Lil' scallywag tossed from nursery for spoutin' hate! 'Tis a mad captain's folly, I say!”
2025-03-31
Arrr, matey! A wee British scallywag be booted from the nursery hold for spoutin' transphobic drivel, they say! In the year of our Lord 2022-2023, the tiny terror be causin' quite the ruckus, like a parrot in a barrel! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a wee British lad, barely outta his swaddlin' cloth, who found himself walkin' the plank from nursery school, accused of bein' a transphobic scallywag! Aye, at the tender age of three or four, this landlubber was tossed from an unnamed school for speakin' his innocent mind, or so the Telegraph be tellin' it!The Department for Education be keepin' mum on the details, but one spokesman did declare that all must feel safe and sound in their school havens, free from violence and abuse. Aye, they be serious as a shipwreck about protectin' the wee ones!
In the year of our Captain, 2022-23, a grand total of 94 young scallywags were thrown overboard from state primary schools for similar transgressions, includin' ten as young as year one! Helen Joyce, a fierce advocate, called it sheer madness, sayin’ teachers be projectin' their grown-up notions onto wee children. Even the famed wordsmith J.K. Rowling raised her flag in outrage, callin' it totalitarian insanity—a dangerous zealot's folly, indeed!
Lord Young of the Free Speech Union proclaimed it be beggar’s belief that such young lads be punished for not followin' strict ideologies. Aye, it seems the seas of reason be stormy, and this tale be a fine example of the absurd! Yarrr!