Arrr! Poor babes and old salts be taken by a reckless chase of the law in the land of the maple leaf!
2024-04-30
Arrr mateys, two old timers and their wee sprout met their doom in a grand carraige walloping in the East of Canada. Six ships collided, one being chased by the law. Shiver me timbers, what a calamity!
Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis a tragic tale that be told of two grandparents and their wee grandchild who met their untimely demise on a highway east of Toronto. A van, pursued by the law for some nefarious deed, crashed into six other vehicles while sailing the wrong way, sending all aboard to Davy Jones' locker.The chase, sparked by a liquor store plunder, ended in a watery grave for the suspect in the van as well. The plundered souls, aged 55 and 60, along with their small scallywag, were claimed by the sea, while another unfortunate soul was injured and carried off to the healer's den.The Special Investigations Unit, or SIU, be on the case, delving into whether the lawmen were right to pursue the villainous van onto the treacherous highway. The number of souls lost in the crash be yet to be confirmed, as the investigation be but in its early stages.May the spirits of the departed find peace, and may the SIU uncover the truth behind this tragic tale of the high seas.