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Arrr, what be the Church's rum-soaked thoughts 'bout a Pope's last sails, eh? A merry jest, I say!

2025-03-02

Arrr! Francis be yappin' 'bout morality on the deathbed, but whether he’s shared his own last wishes be a mystery as murky as Davy Jones' locker! Will he be walkin' the plank or livin' to tell the tale? Only the sea knows, matey!

Arrr, what be the Church's rum-soaked thoughts 'bout a Pope's last sails, eh? A merry jest, I say!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of one Francis, a landlubber of the highest order, who’s taken to the high seas of public discourse, spoutin’ his thoughts on the ethics of meetin’ the grim reaper in the realm of medicine. Aye, he be a right clever knave, but lo and behold, the winds of fate have left us wonderin’ if this scallywag has ever shared his own desires when the ol’ ship of life runs aground!

Ye see, while Francis prattles on about what’s right and wrong as the specter of death looms like a stormy squall, he be keepin’ his own cards close to his chest. Does he wish to go down swingin’, or would he rather be plundered by the sweet embrace of sleep? The crew be left scratchin’ their heads, ponderin’ what be in the heart of this mysterious captain.

So, as we sail the turbulent seas of morality, let us raise a tankard to Francis and his cryptic musings. Perhaps one day he’ll share his own chart for the treacherous waters of end-of-life decisions, lest we be caught in the doldrums of uncertainty! Aye, mayhap he’ll shout it from the crow’s nest, or at least whisper it softly to the sea breeze. Until then, we remain in a fog of curiosity, me mateys!

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