Arrr, matey! Trump be doin' what them Castros couldn’t—shuttin’ down Radio Martí like a barnacle on a boot!
2025-03-24
Arrr, fer forty long years, a salty U.S. broadcastin' scallywag riled up the red-coat galleons o' Cuba! Then, in a blink o' an eye, Captain Trump be takin' his cutlass to it, sendin' it to Davy Jones' locker faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!"
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, for I be tellin’ ye a tale of the high seas of broadcasting! For near forty long years, a rascally crew of U.S.-financed scallywags be settin' sail to tickle the feathers of the commies in Cuba! Aye, they stirred the pot like a witch's brew, makin' the red flag wave like a jolly roger on a windy day!But lo and behold, in a flash quicker than a cannonball’s flight, along comes President Trump, wieldin' his mighty pen like a cutlass! With a swish and a flick, he dismantled the whole shebang in a matter of mere days! Talk about sendin’ a message sharper than a pirate’s dagger! The commies be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' how their broadcastin’ nemesis vanished quicker than a treasure map in a storm!
So, raise yer tankards high, ye salty sea dogs, for this tale be a reminder that in the world o' politics, things can change faster than a pirate’s fortune. One moment ye be makin' waves, and the next, ye be at the bottom o' the briny deep! Arrr, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers: never underestimate the power of a swift pen and a hearty laugh on the high seas of governance!