Arrr, Zelenskyy be sayin’ peace chats without Ukraine be as perilous as a ship o' fools, matey!
2025-02-03
Arrr, matey! President Zelenskyy be shoutin’ from the crow's nest, sayin’ that parleyin’ with those scallywags from Russia, all set up by the Trumpster, without our fine crew aboard, be a perilous venture! Best beware, or we be sailin' into a squall!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' a certain Ukrainian captain named Volodymyr Zelenskyy, who be warnin' that if the U.S. be parleyin' with the Russian scallywags without includin' our brave Ukraine, it be settin' a dangerous course fer all seafarin' folk! He be sayin' such talks would give the likes o' Captain Putin a free pass to plunder and pillage without consequence, makin' it seem he be in the right!“If they be jabberin' about Ukraine without us, it be a perilous signal to other landlubbers thinkin' of pullin' similar stunts,” Zelenskyy exclaimed with the passion of a sailor protectin' his ship. Meanwhile, Trump, the captain o' the U.S. ship, be claimin' he had talks with the Russians goin' smoother than a calm sea on a fine day. But as the winds blow, it seems the promised treasure o' military aid be more th' mirage than the real deal, with Ukraine seein' only a fraction of the doubloons promised!
Now, the special envoy o' Trump be talkin' tough, sayin' the captain knows how to apply pressure. But beware! If Ukraine be joinin' the NATO fleet, it could spark a nuclear tempest from ole Putin. So raise yer tankards and keep a weather eye open, for the seas be treacherous, and this tale be far from over!