The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Hamas be lettin’ loose three scallywags for a few of their own! A right merry trade, I say!"

2025-02-01

Arrr, me hearties! The swap o' hostages be goin' smoother than a sea on a calm day, unlike that last ruckus that turned into a right barnacle-covered mess! Aye, this time we be savin’ the rum for celebratin’!

Arrr matey! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to a tale of high seas and jolly shenanigans! We be talkin’ ‘bout the latest hostage handovers, which, by the powers, went smoother than a fresh catch o’ fish on a fine mornin’. Aye, unlike the last time when the hullabaloo turned into a right ruckus, with swords clankin’ and ye scallywags dancin’ like madmen on the deck!

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