The Booty Report

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Arrr! Europe be barkin’ loud ’bout gold for cannons, but their crew be splinterin’ like a ship in a storm!

2025-03-26

Arrr, matey! The swabs of Europe be flounderin' like fish outta water, tryin' to scrounge up doubloons and courage to fill the U.S. coffers for Ukraine and their own armor! Aye, it be a right pickle they’ve found themselves in, indeed!

Arrr, matey! Gather ye round, fer a tale of woe on the high seas of politics! It seems them European leaders be sailin' in troubled waters, tryin' to scrounge up the doubloons to fill the gaping hole left by the mighty U.S. of A. in their quest to support Ukraine and bolster their own defenses. Aye, they be talkin' a big game, but when it comes to coughin' up the coin, they be tighter than a ship's hold after a storm!

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