"Avast! Before Trump takes the helm, the Fed scuttles off from the climate crew! Yo ho, what a jest!"
2025-01-17
Arrr, the central bank be sayin' it’s settin' sail from the crew, claimin’ their shenanigans be stretchin’ wider than a kraken's tentacles! Aye, they found the treasure map too tangled for their taste!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the central bank, that mighty treasure hoardin’ institution. It be said that they’ve chosen to unfurl their sails and bid farewell to the crew of the network, claimin’ their work be swellin’ like a tempestuous sea! Aye, the scope of their endeavors grew like a barnacle on the hull of a ship, makin’ it all too unwieldy for the goodly bank to handle.“Nay, we shan't be partakin’ in this grand adventure anymore!” they declared, as they tossed their compasses and maps o’erboard. The bank be likin’ its waters calm and its treasure chests full, not caught in a squall of endless tasks and ever-expanding duties! With a hearty laugh, they reasoned that joinin’ this crew be as useful as a sword made of butter. Aye, it seems they were lookin’ for a simpler path, one that don’t lead ‘em into the murky depths of endless meetings and bureaucratic squabbles.
So, the bank sails away, leavin’ the crew to chart their course without ‘em. Mayhaps they’ll find calmer seas in their own waters, or perhaps they’ll be caught in another whirlpool of complexities! Either way, ye can bet yer doubloons that this be a tale worth tellin’ in the taverns for many a moon to come!