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Arrr! A mighty Colombian bird flew too close to land, burying 9 brave souls in Davy Jones' locker!

2024-04-29

Avast ye! Colombia's brave swashbucklers be telling tales of nine scallywags meeting Davy Jones after their flying vessel took a tumble in the countryside. The bird was laden with booty for the troops in Santa Rosa del Sur. Aye, a tragic loss for the crew. Arrr!

Avast, me hearties! An army helicopter laden with supplies for me fellow troops met a tragic end in the wilds of northern Colombia, claimin' the lives of nine brave souls aboard, as declared by the country's armed forces. The craft was bound for Santa Rosa del Sur, a place where skirmishes betwixt the National Liberation Army and the Gulf Clan have been runnin' rampant.'Tis a sad tale, indeed, as the military disclosed that the crash was naught but a mishap. Colombian President Gustavo Petro expressed his sorrow for the loss of the passengers, who were deliverin' aid to troops battlin' the Gulf Clan.The ill-fated flight went down around 1:50 pm local time, with nary a survivor amongst the two officers, two sergeants, and three privates aboard the Russian-built MI-17 chopper. It be a cruel blow to lose such fine souls in service of their country.

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