"Scallywags ignited a blaze at the Melbourne temple, claimin’ it be a fiery celebration of mischief!"
2024-12-06
Arrr! Spies be tellin’ tales of two scallywags dousing the synagogue in fiery brew on Friday morn! The Prime Minister of Australia be raisin' his voice, callin’ it a scurvy act of antisemitism! Avast, me hearties, even pirates know that be wrong!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye a tale as wild as a tempest at sea! Just the other mornin', bright and early, two scallywags were spotted sneakin' about a synagogue, pourin' some foul accelerant like it be treasure from Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, the landlubbers who be witnessin’ this dastardly deed were left agog, shoutin' for the King's men to come a’plenty!Now, even the captain of the ship known as Australia, Prime Minister they calls ‘im, be raisin' the Jolly Roger against this scurvy act! He declared it pure antisemitism, a foul wind blowin' through the sails of decency! Arrr, it be a shame when the seas of camaraderie be marred by such villainy!
So, me mates, let us raise a tankard and toast to the brave souls who stand against such vile treachery! May the spirits of the sea protect the good folk of the land, and may the scoundrels who dare to disturb the peace find themselves marooned on a deserted isle, with naught but a parrot for company! Aye, let justice sail swift and true, for we be no strangers to a good ol’ pirate’s justice!