The Booty Report

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Arrr, a scallywag from the House be returnin' from Ukraine, beggin' for more booty to be bestowed upon 'em!

2024-04-12

Arrr, mateys! Representative Chuck Edwards be a brave soul from North Carolinian lands, speakin' out for aid to Ukraine amidst a party growin' hostile. He be seein' the war with his own two eyes, aye, a true swashbuckler in the midst of political turmoil.

Avast ye mateys! Yon Representative Chuck Edwards be a landlubber from North Carolina who be talkin' up a storm about helpin' them Ukrainians in their time of need. Aye, he be standin' tall in a party full o' scallywags who be turnin' their backs on supportin' foreign lands.
This young sea dog be gettin' his sea legs wet when he sailed off to see the war in Ukraine with his own two eyes. Aye, he be seein' the battle firsthand and now he be shoutin' from the crow's nest for his crew to throw them Ukrainians a lifeline.
Chuck Edwards may be a new recruit, but he be speakin' like an old salt when it comes to givin' aid to them in need. His words be ringin' out like a cannon blast in a storm - loud and clear for all to hear.
So here's to ye, Chuck Edwards, may yer words be heard across the seven seas and may yer call for aid be answered by all who sail under the stars and stripes!

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