“Arrr, with Assad keelhaulin’, Iran’s rowdy crew o’ resistance be splinterin’ like a ship in a stormy sea!”
2024-12-08
Arrr, matey! Tehran’s mateys be droppin’ like lead anchors! That scallywag Assad's off navigatin’ the high seas, Hezbollah's in a brawl with Israel, and Hamas be still swingin’ swords. A right sorry crew they be, indeed!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the state of affairs in the grand port o' Tehran! Aye, the winds be blowin' foul for their allies, and the ship be takin' on water!