The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast ye scallywags! Israel be tellin' folks in Rafah to flee, causin' a right ol' hullabaloo! Aye, matey!

2024-05-11

Arrr, this new decree be like a compass gone mad! The lads be scratchin' their heads tryin' to figure out where to flee for safety. 'Tis like tryin' to navigate a stormy sea with a leaky dinghy!

Arr, me hearties! The scallywags in charge be makin' some changes to the land, includin' parts of northern Gaza. Many a soul be feelin' lost and unsure where to seek refuge from the stormy seas. Ahoy! 'Tis a confusin' time indeed!

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