Arrr, matey! Israel and Hamas be stuck like barnacles, while Trump’s scallywag sets sail for Ukraine!
2025-03-13
Arrr, the two scallywags be tryin' to parley over a second truce, hopin' to bury the hatchet and end this blasted war! But alas, they be as far apart as a landlubber from the high seas, clueless on how to chart their course!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of two scallywags who be tryin’ to strike a deal not unlike a pair o’ gulls squawkin’ over a half-eaten fish! Arrr, these landlubbers be parlin’ ’bout a second phase o’ a cease-fire agreement, hopin’ to lay anchor on the turbulent seas of war, but alas! They be as far apart as a treasure chest buried on a distant isle!