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Arrr, how be the Bangladesh scallywags in uniform dealin’ with them ruckus makin’ landlubber students, eh?

2024-08-05

Arrr, matey! The military be a wild sea of mutinies and backstabbin’! But in this ruckus, they be squirmy like a fish in a barrel ‘bout the coppers clobberin’ the protestin’ scallywags! A right pickle, it be!

Arrr, how be the Bangladesh scallywags in uniform dealin’ with them ruckus makin’ landlubber students, eh?

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the scallywags of the military and their jolly old tussles with the law keepers! In times of yore, these landlubbers be known for their crafty coups and counter coups, like a game of pirate chess, where the pieces be armed to the teeth!

But lo and behold! In this latest ruckus, the sea-faring soldiers find themselves in a bit of a pickle! With a mighty storm brewin' over the police's harsh treatment of the fine folk protestin’ for their rights, the military be sittin’ on the fence like a timid turtle. They be eyein' the ruckus with a squinty eye, unsure whether to join the fray or let the lawmen have their way!

Ye see, even the bravest buccaneers can feel a bit queasy when confronted with the sight of their fellow landlubbers standin' tall against tyranny. 'Tis a strange sight indeed, a military bunch feelin’ a touch uneasy while the officers be crackin' down harder than a captain on a mutinous crew! So, raise a tankard to the absurdity of it all, as we watch this spectacle unfold like a drunken sailor’s jig on a stormy night! Yarrr!

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