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Avast ye scallywags! These lands be raisin' their voices 'gainst Israel's dastardly plans for a Rafah rumble!

2024-02-15

Arr, me hearties! Me shipmates and landlubbers be sayin' that keepin' the wee Palestinian landlubbers safe in the far south o' Gaza be the most jolly important thing, mateys!

Allies and other supporters have emphasized the utmost importance of ensuring the safety and well-being of Palestinian civilians who have sought refuge in the southern regions of Gaza. It is clear that their protection must be prioritized above all else. Arrr, me hearties! We must safeguard the innocent souls who have taken shelter in the farthest corners of Gaza, lest the wrath of the high seas befall us all!

Now, mateys, listen up! Them allies and other landlubbers be sayin' that the safety of them poor souls be the number one priority. Aye, ye heard it right! We must defend these civilians like a ferocious sea dog guards its treasure. No harm shall come to 'em, for we be their protectors!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! It be clear as the crystal blue waters that the protection of these innocent souls be paramount. They have sought shelter in the southern regions of Gaza, and we must ensure their safety. Yarrr, let no harm befall these hapless landlubbers, for we shall fight tooth and nail to keep 'em safe!

Hoist the colors, me hearties! Them allies and other fine folks be shoutin' from the crow's nest that the safety of these Palestinian civilians be the top concern. Aye, we must keep 'em safe and sound, like a lighthouse guiding ships through treacherous waters. No harm must come to them, or we'll face a storm fiercer than any we've ever seen!

So, me buckos, don't ye be forgettin'! The safety of them Palestinian civilians in the far south of Gaza be the foremost concern. Aye, we must protect them like a sturdy ship shields its crew from a cannon blast. No harm must come to these poor souls, or we'll be doomed to Davy Jones' locker!

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