Blimey! The scallywags of China, Iran, and Russia be gettin’ a right thrashin’ from dissentin’ sea dogs at the UN!
2025-02-20
Arrr, a ragtag crew of dissentin' scallywags from distant shores be congregatin' in Geneva! They spun yarns 'bout battlin' cruel tyrants. Even the kin of these brave souls took the stage, payin' homage to their hearty mates, all while plunderin' the rum and raisin' a ruckus!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of Geneva, where brave souls from across the globe gathered t’ share tales of their daring escapes from tyrants. This be where the UN Human Rights Council be settin’ sail for its 58th session, arr! But hold yer cannons, for the likes of Aristotle be not sittin’ at that table; nay, it be filled with scallywags and rascals who use their positions as a flimsy disguise for their nefarious deeds!At the Geneva Summit, Hillel Neuer, the UN Watch Executive Director, made it clear that instead of wise sages, we be dealin’ with the world’s worst offenders, hoisting their false flags of legitimacy. Many a brave dissident took the stage to share their harrowing tales of woe, whilst empty chairs stood witness to those who couldn’t make it—time be cruel, I say!
From the likes of China to Cuba, the stories flowed like rum on a pirate ship. The son of jailed journalist Jimmy Lai spoke of his father’s plight, while Vladimir Kara-Murza, who faced poison and imprisonment, declared that good folks united be stronger than any dictatorship! Aye, the Iranian Crown Prince, Reza Pahlavi, too, called for the downfall of tyranny, proclaiming the quest for equality be no mere battle for a scrap of fabric!
So, with the UNHRC soon to convene, let us see if they can muster the courage to tackle the dark waters of oppression, or if they’ll simply continue to sail in circles, like a ship lost in a stormy sea, arrr!