"Aye, even in Davy Jones' locker, Navalny be a pesky phantom hauntin' the Kremlin's dreams!"
2025-02-15
Arrr, matey! In the year since ol’ Captain Navalny took his last voyage, the Russian landlubbers be chasin’ down his crew like seagulls to a dropped biscuit! Them scallywags be prosecutin’ anyone with ties to his ship, all with a zeal that’d make Davy Jones himself chuckle!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of treachery and mischief upon the Russian seas! A year hath passed since the brave Aleksei A. Navalny, a true scallywag in the fight for freedom, shuffled off this mortal coil. But lo! The landlubbers in charge be more vexed than a cat 'pon a hot tin roof! Aye, they be prosecutin' scallywags who dare to fancy themselves linked to Navalny's crew, like hungry sharks scentin' blood in the water!