"Avast, mateys! The Democracy Crew be callin' foul on Venezuela's election—more rigged than a three-legged parrot!"
2024-07-31
Arrr matey! The Carter Center, savvy in the ways of democracy, be squawkin’ that Venezuela’s election be as crooked as a three-legged parrot! It sailed right over the landlubber’s own laws, makin' it as undemocratic as a treasure map with no ‘X’! Avast, what a scallywag move!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a land far away, where the winds of democracy be blowin' a mightily foul breeze! The Carter Center, a crew of fine folks championin’ the spirit of freedom, be raisin’ the Jolly Roger high and shoutin’ that Venezuela’s election be nothin’ but a treacherous sea of deceit!