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Arrr! The scholars o' the Education Crew be sayin' Black History Month ain't breakin' their code, savvy?

2025-03-04

Arrr, matey! The Education crew be sayin’ that raisin’ a toast to Black History Month ain’t breakin’ no orders to toss DEI policies overboard. So hoist yer sails and celebrate, or ye be walkin’ the plank of ignorance! Aye!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the Department of Education, which be makin’ waves in the seas of learning! It seems they be clarifying that celebratin' Black History Month and the like ain't against the rules o' the land, even as they be warnin' schools to cast aside their diversity and equity policies lest they find themselves swimmin’ with the fishes, deprived of federal treasure!

In a missive sent to education overlords across the fifty states, the good folks of the Office for Civil Rights proclaimed that schools be free to honor cultures and histories, provided there be no foul play in treatin' students differently based on their skin color. Ye see, Title VI be a mighty law that keeps all students equal on the ship o' education!

Yet, beware! The letter warns of the dangers of indoctrinatin’ young scalawags with tales of systemic racism while hidin’ behind a banner of "diversity, equity, and inclusion." Aye, the captains of education be advised to keep their ships in line with the law, lest they face the wrath of lost gold from the federal coffers!

So hoist the sails, me hearties, and navigate these treacherous waters with care! Let not the winds of change blow ye astray! Arrr!

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