The Booty Report

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"Scallywag nabbed after fair lass and wee lass got shanked in London’s Leicester Square, arrr! What a jolly mess!"

2024-08-12

Arrr, matey! Two lasses—a wee wench o' 11 and a sea-worthy lass of 34—were set upon in the bustling Leicester Square. Fear not! The coppers be sayin' neither be a-dancin' with Death this day. Just a jolly good scare, I reckon!

Arrr mateys, gather round fer a tale of woe from the bustling heart o' London, known as Leicester Square! It be a spot where landlubbers and scallywags alike gather fer merriment, but alas, the dark clouds of mischief be afoot!

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