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Arrr! Landlubber scholars in Iran be raisin’ a ruckus 'bout a fair lass snuffed out on campus, day two!

2025-02-15

Avast ye! The bold scholars o’ Tehran be shoutin' at the landlubbers in charge fer a second day, all riled up 'bout the foul play that took a fine business lad from their midst. Arrr, the seas be rough when students raise a ruckus, arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the tumultuous seas of Iran, where the young scallywags of Tehran University be raisin’ a ruckus after the untimely demise of one of their own, Amir Mohammad Khaleghi, a mere lad of 19 who met his fate at the hands of vile thieves! Aye, this tragedy ignited a fiery protest, with students shoutin’ phrases that’d make a sailor blush, like “Shame on ye!” and “The blood that has been spilled can never be erased!”

On that fateful day, two rogues struck near the dormitories, and poor Amir was left to fight for his life, only to succumb later in a hospital. The school officials be takin’ the brunt of the students' wrath, accused of lettin’ safety walk the plank. The sea of students clashed with the lawmen, all while the vice-president, that scallywag Mohammad Reza Aref, ordered an investigation quicker than a captain orders rum!

But beware, warned the Minister of Science, for unlawful gatherings bring storms upon one’s head! And though the heart of this protest be rooted in grief, the winds of political unrest could very well blow. So, raise a tankard to the brave souls of Tehran, who declare boldly, “A student dies, but does not accept humiliation!” Aye, the university be a fortress of freedom, and the call to stand against tyranny be ever strong!

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