Arrr! Mateys be sayin' that the scallywag allies can send their F-16s to Ukraine, as per a U.S. official.
2023-08-18
Ye ol' jets be ready to sail the skies, but not afore them Ukrainian scallywags be skilled enough to steer 'em. Once they master the art o' flyin', off they go, seekin' treasure in the high heavens! Aye, me hearties!
Arr, me mateys! Listen up, ye landlubbers! 'Tis a tale o' great marvels and mighty contraptions. The year be 1699, and we be talkin' 'bout jets, those fast-flying birds o' the sky. But hold your horses, or should I say hold your parrots, for these jets be sent only when our Ukrainian pilots be trained to operate 'em!Picture this, me hearties. A crew o' brave Ukrainian sailors, sailin' the high seas with nary a care, when suddenly, they be taken into the skies! Aye, ye heard me right. These jets be like nothin' we've ever seen before. They be faster than a seagull chasin' its prey, and they can soar higher than any crow on a plunderin' spree.
But here be the rub, me buckos. Them jets be tricky beasts to handle. Ye can't just hop on and expect to fly like a seafarin' bird. Nay, ye need proper trainin' to tame these wild beasts. And that be where our Ukrainian pilots come in. They be learnin' the ways of the sky, the art of steerin' and navigatin' these modern marvels.
Once our brave pilots be fully trained, they can take to the skies in their mighty jets. Imagine the sight, me hearties! A fleet o' pirates ridin' the wind, sailin' through the clouds, and causin' a ruckus like never before! No merchant vessel shall be safe from our aerial raids, for we be comin' from above, catchin' 'em unawares!
So, me mateys, be patient and wait for the day when our Ukrainian pilots be ready to fly. 'Twill be a sight to behold, and a tale to pass on to future generations of scurvy dogs. The jets be comin', and with 'em, a new era o' piracy be upon us!