Avast! Chris Wright be anointed as the Chief of Energy, savvy? Let the rum flow and the sails catch wind!
2025-02-03
Arrr, the scallywag once captaining the frackin' ship declared in his grand confab that his prime mission be to “set free” the bounty of American energy! Shiver me timbers, I reckon we'll be swimmin' in oil faster than a sea turtle on a treasure hunt!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round the ol' scallywags and lend me yer ear! Aye, we’ve got tales of a landlubber who once sailed the treacherous seas of frackin’! This scallywag, all decked out in fancy clothes and a wig that’d make a mermaid blush, has set his sights on the mighty quest of unleashin' the power of American energy! By thunder, he be proclaiming in his grand confirmation hearings that he’ll be the captain of this energy ship, sailin’ into the horizon of production!Now, what be this “unleashin’,” ye ask? Why, it be akin to lettin’ loose a horde of sea monsters upon the unsuspectin’ shores! This rascal’s ambition be mighty, like a cannonball shot from a cursed galleon! He aims to fill the sails with the winds of progress, raisin’ the Jolly Roger of energy supremacy over land and sea!
But beware, me fellow buccaneers! For while he be talkin’ a grand game, we all know that some treasure chests be holdin’ more than just gold! Will this here energy czar lead us to riches beyond our wildest dreams, or will he be steerin’ us into stormy waters filled with the Kraken of consequence? Only time will tell, but I be ready with me cutlass and a barrel of rum for the voyage ahead!