Arrr! Trump’s envoy be wanderin’ to Lebanon, frettin’ over a truce as stable as a drunken scallywag!
2025-04-05
Arrr, me hearties! Morgan Ortagus, the trusty aide of Cap'n Trump, be chattin' with the bigwigs as the storm brews 'twixt Israel and their foes. Aye, the truce be hangin' by a thread, like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve got a tale to spin ‘bout a scallywag named Morgan Ortagus, the right hand o’ President Trump, servin’ as his deputy envoy to the wild seas o’ the Middle East! Aye, this landlubber recently found himself in the company o’ high-ranking officials, all while the winds o’ discord be blowin’ fierce ‘twixt Israel and their foes. Arrr, tensions be risin’ like the tide, threatenin’ to shatter the truce like a shipwreck on the rocks!